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Decision Headquarters
October 22, 2006
For immediate release
Decide-NOW ™, the world's leading online decision retailer, is pleased to have serviced it's 25.000-th decision
maker, Mr. Phillip Phallop of Second Wife LIVE, Inc., a well established internet company that offers online virtual
spouses in cyberspace. Not to be confused with the online community by the name of Second Life which is a virtual
reality experiment where people spend one second online before going back to their real life.
"It has been a pleasure making both personal and corporate decisions for Mr. Phallop. As every profession decider
knows, it is not easy to deal with the complex matters in which Second Wife has specialized and I am proud of our team
of decisioneers who carefully studied the business aspects prior to reaching any conclusive decisions. I am even more
proud of our frivolous decision team for having decided that Mr. Phallop will in fact divorce his first wife and from
now on will be sustaining virtual relations with a second wife in Second Wife LIFE.", said a
Mr. Dee Cider, CEO of Decide-NOW ™.
Part of the responsibilities for the Decide-NOW ™ team encompassed all decisions pertaining to the new subdivision
that will go by the name of Second Jive, ranging from how to form the business, what staff to hire, and who decides to
decide about who makes the decisions for deciding on which time coffee is provided for to the staff.
James Hitbyabus of the Decide-NOW ™ executive team had stated that, "My job allows me to deal with many different
aspects of corporate decision making but this project has been a real eye-opener and decided, for myself, not to enter
into my fifth marriage".
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