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Decide-NOW ™ often funds premier DECISION research.
Shocking results of a study funded by Decide-NOW ™ and conducted
by Benzo, Bozo, and Diazo, LLC., the leading financial decision research group, shows an increase of 1200 percent in
global indecisiveness.
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Decision Headquarters
November 15, 2006
For immediate release
Global indecisiveness is on the rise at an alarming rate. Compared to previous years an increase
of 1200 percent has been detected amongst all areas of decision making ranging from simple day to day individual
decisions right up to and including governmental decisions. The projections of this trend show that it is entirely
possible that by the year 2011 the global population will have reached a decisiveness ratio of 1 in 20 million. In
laymen terms that means only 1 in 20 million people will be able to make any decisions.
Investors unrelated to Decide-NOW are thrilled by this prospect because of what it means for the decision industry
which expects to see a growth proportional to the growing indecisiveness reported in the study. The current forecast
is that by the year 2010 the Decision Industrial Complex will reach a market value of well over 382 trillion dollars.
The study suggests that the leading decision retailers should meet with local governments in order to establish closer
ties between the two and start on the construction of a government operated decision servicing facility that will
assist common citizens with making their day to day decisions. The study also suggests that after a few successful
years this newly formed governmental organization should be privatized and put back into the hands of those who are
more capable of making decisions. During the process of creating this new governmental body the professional decision
retailers will, of course, be assisting government in their decision making process. An unnamed White Horse Source has
been reported in saying that "Decisions are better left to those capable of making them. We, as government are not one
of them but will gladly pretend to be for several years in order to establish a larger interest in the Decision
Industrial Complex".
The research conducted by Benzo, Bozo, and Diazo, LLC. also underscores the findings of our executive team in that
Decide-NOW ™ makes decisions at least 1.825 times faster than the average government and at a cost that is 16.000
times cheaper. In real world terms this means we make a US$495,95 decision within 2 minutes that would have otherwise
taken 5 years and US$ 8 million.
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