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Decide-NOW ™ offers a 90% discount on presidential DECISIONS
until December 2007.
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Decision Headquarters
August 12, 2006
For immediate release
Decide-NOW ™, the world's leading online decision retailer, today announced it will offer a 90% (ninety percent) discount
on all presidential decisions until December 2007. After having been contacted by several civil rights groups the executive
decision-making team entered into several rounds of negotiations to see how our presidential decision services could be
used to influence the current geopolitical climate. As a result of many consultation sessions the team decided to provide
a time limited offer of a 90% discount on all presidential decisions, thereby lowering the threshold for presidents to
supply themselves with more then the average amount of presidential decisions.
"I am aware of the services offered by Decide-NOW and thank them for their support of our troops. With the intrest of
spreading democrasee round the world and putting a halt to nooklar development of rougue states I assure that them terrrists
will understand that with such powerful decisions on our side they can run but never hide. We are proud to have such powerful
all lies like Decide-NOW who are with us, not against us.", said a current president who already has his decisions made
for him and wishes to not be named.
James Hitbyabus of the Decide-NOW ™ executive team had stated that, "We are very excited to announce this discount and
hope that we can help turn the political climate around just in time to see new presidents be elected who are not in need
of our services at all. But the recent political situation around the world is one where our services are clearly needed
and are in high demand. We believe that offering the discount will convince many presidents to bring their business to
us insteaad of their respective current groups who are making decisions for them while asking for a much higher price
to be paid".
Pricing and Availability
The basic price for a presidential decision is US$ 999.95. With the discount of 90% subtracted from that the current rate
for a presidential decision will be US$ 99.99. This time limited offer is available until December 2007 to any official
presidential body of any country on planet earth. This includes officially and democratically elected presidents, presidents
elected by supreme courts, presidents elected by committed acts of vote fraud, and presidents who have been pushed to
power by any other means not included in the above.
About Decide-NOW ™
Decide-NOW ™ is the world's largest and most prominent decision retailer, offering decisions for every budget and occasion,
anywhere in the world, on any subject. The quality of decisions made by the Decide-NOW ™ executive decision team is unsurpassed
and the decision-makers have decided it will remain that way. Operating from the Decision Headquarters in cyberspace the
decision making process has been crafted into a form of art that fits any single individual, corporation, and government.
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- Mr. Barry Bullock.
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