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Modern presidents have too many important DECISIONS
to make...
Hunting down terrorists, attempting to control and censor independent media, decreasing availability of medical care,
starting wars and deciding to not decide on an exit strategy, avoiding protestors and other financially insignificant
special interest groups, it easily gets to be too much when all you really want to decide on is where to play your next
game of golf!
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Our DECISION making
services for...
Presidents who are indecisive or have tendencies to make their own decisions. Our executive decision team is able to offer
this very exclusive service complete with full V.I.P. treatment in a limited fashion. Services can be provided only upon
direct personal or public request.
All presidential decisions made by us are final and not subject to interference by congress, parliament, presidential
advisors, interest groups, citizens, pets, or mother nature. This offers a unique opportunity to have decisions made in
a timely and decisive manner.
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CURRENT presidential clients...
There are currently no presidential clients who are outsourcing their decisions to us. This reluctant attitude towards
our services is evident when judging the current state of world affairs and the various national and international political
arenas. We conclude that presidents must lead very unsatisfying lives on account of having to concern themselves with
the many decisions they are required to make.
Please see our list of clients and non-clients for more information on this subject.
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Corporate DECISIONS
Unable to decide whether to go play some golf or stay at the office to oversee your staff and that important project you
have going? Uncertain whether you should get the premium leather interior for the new corporate jet?
You are in need of the services of Decide-NOW ™. Stop tormenting your mind over these decisions and rely on us to make
them for you, leaving you with more time to have fun and stop being concerned about making the right decision.
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Why DECIDE now
?
Because there is no time like the present and because our team of experienced decision makers are faster and more decisive
than you could be... even under the best of circumstances. If we weren't, you'd be a member of our staff already.
Decide-NOW ™ are the unique pioneers that gave life to the decision industry and we cover all the decisive decision retail
markets from Tokyo to New York. You need decisions made and we make them, it is as simple as that.
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Governmental DECISIONS
When avoiding protestors you frequently find yourself trying to decide on which of the many excuses to use, that will
make them go away for a while, can be a demanding task. Dodging protestors is hard work and having to make decisions during
the dodging process only causes your job to become unbearable.
Don't despair, Decide-NOW ™ is here for you. We will make the decisions for you, leaving you more freedom to focus on
avoiding a confrontation.
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Presidential DECISION rates
An exclusive service at an affordable price. That would best describe the presidential decisions offered by Decide-NOW
™.
The premium service, including V.I.P. treatment comes at a basic rate of US$ 999.95 per decision.
Insiders and political professionals will know that such a rate is hard to beat given that most presidential decisions
made without our services usually cost a multitude of our basic rate... and that's just for coffee.
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Presidential DISCOUNT
Because of the current state of world politics, we currently offer a 90% discount on Presidential Decisions.
Discounts
last until December 2007.
Read more...
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Presidential DECISIONS
availability
Because of legal implications and the nature of this exclusive decision making service we are currently unable to offer
these to presidential candidates.
We can only offer these services to elected presidents, national dictators, presidents
who have their public servant position bestowed upon them via a court ruling, and presidents who have successfully committed
an overthrow via a violent revolution.
If you are a presidential hopeful or politician we would kindly direct you to our governmental and corporate decision
making services (the services only differ by name in case you are part of corporate government or governmental corporation).
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