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making process...
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Corporate DECISIONS
Avoid sexual harassment allegations by only hiring gerbils.
Do not set fire to your employees.
Provide free
coffee all day.
Webcams on all desks to encourage the staff
to feel more self-aware.
Lawyers bad. Decide-NOW ™ good.
Don't call us, we'll call you.
To create and
staff a Cursetomer Disservice Department.
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Important DECISIONS
Paper.
Never buy a yellow corvette.
Not doing any business
with someone called David Waathiq.
Sue Andre Leite Alves of Aware Bear Computers in Rochester when they infringe on your copyrights.
Drop out of high school.
Eat and chew
Spy Chips.
Support
Charities.
Paper. We
decided that already.
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Daily DECISIONS
Wear the sneakers.
Always read the fine print.
Every decision is important.
Every decision is crucial.
Order the lobster.
Leave the car stereo off.
Take the
car to work.
Drink that 15th beer.
FOX News, after
that 15th beer.
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Governmental DECISIONS
Do not take bribes from insignificant special interest groups.
Allow the staff to bring
their pets (or the kids) to work.
No
skimming off the pension fund.
Consultants are out. Decide-NOW ™ is in... and much more popular.
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Presidential DECISIONS
Dodge protestors by performing a full cranium rectum
inversion.
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Frivolous DECISIONS
Never, ever, drink the water.
Only have icing
if there's a cake.
Do not call the exterminator for your neighbors unless they are vermin.
Balloons and candy.
Hold a wet T-shirt contest.
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Recent DECISION news
90% discount offer on Presidential Decisions extended until December 2007.
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Latest scientific research shows a rise of 1200% in people's daily pressure to make decisions.
Read more...
Decide-NOW ™ welcomes its 25.000th decision maker.
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We DECIDED to be a member
of
The International Coalition of Decisioneers (ICODE).
The Better Decision Buro.
The National Decision Retail Association.
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We accept the following payment methods.
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